Sign of the times

From the UV-5R group, which I accidentally visited (URL was still in by browser history):

HI guys! 🙂 my BF URV-5 just arrived, and to be honest..i dont know where to
start, too lazy to read the manual, and the only thing i was able to work was
the fm and flaslight! heheh hope to learn from you guys soon!

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